Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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