If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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