I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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