btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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