no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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