Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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