Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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