So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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