Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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