I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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