you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
