You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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