Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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