she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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