Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
