Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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