around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
PANTIES FOUND
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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