This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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