At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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