The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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