ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
sex in a hospital.. check
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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