So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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