She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Too much gin, very little bucket
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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