I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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