Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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