Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I don't think brook has ever known best
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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