That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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