That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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