It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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