I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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