I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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