i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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