thus making me awesome and them whores
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I didn't notice because vodka
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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