I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Randomize
