tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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