i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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