I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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