when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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