She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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