There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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