I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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