if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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