I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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