I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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