i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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