I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
