went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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