it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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