I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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