The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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