gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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