So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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