Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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