That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I am midnight drunk by noon
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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