He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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