you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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