Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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